- Give up caffeine.
- Begin using "sock it to me!" as my new catchphrase.
- Give Glenn Beck the benefit of the doubt.
- Master the Moog synthesizer.
- Find out what this Brazilian wax thing is all about.
- Get that eyebrow piercing I've always wanted.
- Launch a rave club in my basement.
- Find out if I really need to shower more than once a week.
- Launch a Tumblr blog, because Blogger is so totally 2005.
- Shave all the hair off my body and begin dressing in black suits and hats.
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