Friday, December 31, 2010

10 New Year's Resolutions I Will Not Be Making

  1. Give up caffeine.
  2. Begin using "sock it to me!" as my new catchphrase.
  3. Give Glenn Beck the benefit of the doubt.
  4. Master the Moog synthesizer.
  5. Find out what this Brazilian wax thing is all about.
  6. Get that eyebrow piercing I've always wanted.
  7. Launch a rave club in my basement.
  8. Find out if I really need to shower more than once a week.
  9. Launch a Tumblr blog, because Blogger is so totally 2005.
  10. Shave all the hair off my body and begin dressing in black suits and hats.

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