Oliver: "Daddy, monsters spin around all the time. And they never get dizzy. They get hungry!"
Me: "Oh, really. Why?"
O: "They get hungry because they don't have any tomatoes in their tomato soup. So they eat and eat and they get hungrier."
O: "Daddy, did you know that monsters eat tomato soup all the time? It falls out of the sky!"
Me: "It falls out of the sky?"
O: "Yeah. That's why their houses don't have roofs. And did you know that they have tomato soup machines that catch the soup and put into cans?"
Me: "I didn't know that."
O: "They do. Good Monster Freddy's house is a tomato soup factory."
A few thoughts. Feel free to ignore this if you just want to enjoy the cuteness without explanation:
- He's been talking about monsters all the time. More on that later. He has an imaginary friend called Good Monster Freddy who he talks about all the time.
- The idea of soup falling out of the sky, obviously, comes from the story Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, which I don't think we've read in a couple of months. He's read the story dozens of times, but we haven't seen the movie yet and I'm worried I'll hate the movie because I like the book so much.
- We also just read The Phantom Toolbooth, which I think is where the idea comes that you keep eating soup and keep getting hungrier. Remember the Subtraction Soup?
- He loves making up wild stories and presenting them to me with "did you know?" It's as if he has this whole secret history of the world, and he keeps quizzing me on it to see if I know as much about it as he does.