To: the sketchy-looking dude in the pick-up who was driving in front of me this morning
I wish to inform you that the "Hustler" bumper sticker on the back of your truck is not sending the message you intended.
I am sure that you meant to announce to the world that you are a hustler - i.e. someone who hustles, a playa, someone with street smarts, a sharp businessman. A pimp, if you will.
However, the only signal you were sending was that you read Hustler magazine. And we already knew that.