Oliver was eating strawberry shortcake earlier, and taking an eternity to eat. As usual.
I mentioned to Mrs. B what a gift he had for stretching out a meal.
Oliver looked up, and then did the strangest thing. He took a strawberry in each hand and held them out as far as his arms could stretch, in opposite directions.
"What are you doing, Oliver?" we asked.
"Stretching out my meal."
The laughter could be heard for miles. I think my little boy just made his first pun.